Ultra Mapping Plotter Vu-07 is a printing device that does not print, but appears to do so.
Thanks to a sophisticated system of analog/digital stratagems Ultra Mapping Plotter Vu-07 a.k.a. Betsy, will be able to print for hours on nothing, despite the fact that cyan is constantly running out and the paper is not properly positioned.

Just when all seems lost, in fact, Ultra Mapping Plotter Vu-07, comes to our aid by revealing the secret to consistently flawless home printing: a non-print.